That’s one of the great things about music. You can sing a song to 85,000 people and they’ll sing it back for 85,000 different reasons. Dave Grohl  (via meggannn)

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ceehu:

jamesmdavisson:

Yesterday at Pride in Chicago.

the cop smiling at him though haha

hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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meladoodle:

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unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

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monobeartheater:

tyrelonmelon:

I’m this bunnies momma

ARE U KIDDIN ME ITS SMALLER THAN A PLAYING CARD ITS SO TINY AND CUTE WOW WOW WOWEEEE